What are some good jokes?
- Thread starter Lil B
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three boys went for a walk there names where sh!t manners and F*** u. sh!t fell in a hole and manners tried to pick him up while F*** U went to go look for help. he finds an old man and asks him for help the man says gladly but wat is ur name. F*** U he says the man looked shocked and repeated wat is ur name F**** U the man then says where are ur manners and F*** u then says manners is over there picking up Sh!it.....lol
1. A doctor calls a man at noon. He says he has bad news and worse news. The man asks what's the bad news. The doctor says "you have 24 hours to live". The man says "omg, whats the worse news?" the doctor replies "I forgot to call you yesterday."
2. a man is sitting in a bar looking depressed. The bar tender walks up to him and asks him what's wrong. The man says three of his wives died in the last three months. The bar keeper asks how the first one died. The man says "she ate a poisont mushroom."
"how'd your second wife die?"
"ate a poison mushroom"
"how'd ur third wife die?"
"cracked her skull"
"how'd she do that?"
"she wouldn't eat the poison mushroom"
3. A preist walks to the church nurse for a check up. He sees a nun run out screaming and wvaing her arms. The priest asks the nurse what happened. The nurse said "i told her she was pregnant."
the priest looks surprised saying "A NUN GOT PREGNANT?!"
the nurse says "no but it sure got rid of her hiccups."
hope they help
2. a man is sitting in a bar looking depressed. The bar tender walks up to him and asks him what's wrong. The man says three of his wives died in the last three months. The bar keeper asks how the first one died. The man says "she ate a poisont mushroom."
"how'd your second wife die?"
"ate a poison mushroom"
"how'd ur third wife die?"
"cracked her skull"
"how'd she do that?"
"she wouldn't eat the poison mushroom"
3. A preist walks to the church nurse for a check up. He sees a nun run out screaming and wvaing her arms. The priest asks the nurse what happened. The nurse said "i told her she was pregnant."
the priest looks surprised saying "A NUN GOT PREGNANT?!"
the nurse says "no but it sure got rid of her hiccups."
hope they help
A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot of rum, the bartender replies, "it's on the house", the man says thanks and sits down. He goes up again for another shot, and the bartender replies again, "its on the house",
the man sits down again. He goes up a few minutes later and says "Give me a beer", the bartender says once again "its on the house" to which the man replies, "Why are you giving me all these free drinks?" The bartender replies "The boss upstairs is fucking my wife, so I'm fucking his business"
the man sits down again. He goes up a few minutes later and says "Give me a beer", the bartender says once again "its on the house" to which the man replies, "Why are you giving me all these free drinks?" The bartender replies "The boss upstairs is fucking my wife, so I'm fucking his business"
A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot of rum, the bartender replies, "it's on the house", the man says thanks and sits down. He goes up again for another shot, and the bartender replies again, "its on the house",
the man sits down again. He goes up a few minutes later and says "Give me a beer", the bartender says once again "its on the house" to which the man replies, "Why are you giving me all these free drinks?" The bartender replies "The boss upstairs is fucking my wife, so I'm fucking his business"
the man sits down again. He goes up a few minutes later and says "Give me a beer", the bartender says once again "its on the house" to which the man replies, "Why are you giving me all these free drinks?" The bartender replies "The boss upstairs is fucking my wife, so I'm fucking his business"