What are some good jokes?

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When I find a new joke, I come up to one of my friends and I say "I've got a new joke for you!"

& I ran out of jokes!! Tell me any good ones.

Corny ones, Silly ones, Dumb ones, Perverted ones. Any.
 
well these arent jokes.. but their pick up lines :)

If you were my homework, i'd do you on the kitchen table.

Do you work at subway? Cause you give me a footlong.

If i flip a coin, whats the chance of me getting head?
 
Haha Stephanie123 those are some funny ones.
To answer your question of some funny jokes just take a look at Lindsay Blowhan (Fire crotch).She's a joke herself
 
There was a rabbit and a bear that were chasing each other, and a genie stopped them and said he would give them three wishes each if they would stop and be nice to each other. They both agreed. The bear went first...He wished for all the bears in the forest to be female. Poof, they were. The rabbit wished for a helmet. Poof, there it was. The bear wished for all the bears in the country besides him to be female. Poof, they were. The rabbit wished for a motorcycle. The bear wished for all the bears in the world besides him to be female. Poof, they were. The rabbit put on his helmet, got on his motorcycle, jabbed his finger in the bear's direction and said, "I wish he was gay."

I dunno if it's old or something, but it makes me laugh.
 
1. What did one hot dog say to the other?
'Hey Frank"

2. What did the horse say when he fell?
"Help, I've fallen and I can't Giddy-Up"

3. How do gay horses say hello?
"Haaaaaaaay" :D

4. What do you call nuts on the wall?
*Friend Answers* Walnuts?

What do you call nuts on your chest?
*Friend Answers* Chestnuts?

What do you call nuts on your chin?
*Friend Draw A Blank Look Lol*

D I C K IN YOUR MOUTH!


some of my favorites :D
 
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