what are some funny yo mama jokes?

yo mama is soo fat that when she put on a yellow coat people yell out TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is soo dumb she put a newspaper on top of a TV and called it paper view
yo mama soo stupid she lost count,counting her 123s
yo mama soo skinny she could dodge the rain
yo mama soo old the retirement home wouldn't allow her in
 
Yo momma so stupid, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

Yo momma so fat when she passed by the Tv, i missed three episodes.

Yo mommas' like a moquito, you have to smack her to get her to stop sucking.

Yo mommas' like a bebe gun, 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.

Yo mommas' like a hardware store, five cents a screw.

Yo mommas' like a vaccuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet.
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This is a great comback to yo momma jokes:

Dont know wich sucks more that joke, or your mom.
 
Yo momma so fat she farted in the gulf of mexico and made hurricane katrina NO OFFENSE TO ALL KATRINA SURIVIORS

Yo momma is so old she took drivers ed with the dinosaurs
 
Yo mama so fat, when people want to shake her hand, she gives them directions.

Yo mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama is so dirty, she has to creep up on bathwater.

Just a few that I like! :P
 
yo mama is soo fat that when she put on a yellow coat people yell out TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is soo dumb she put a newspaper on top of a TV and called it paper view
yo mama soo stupid she lost count,counting her 123s
yo mama soo skinny she could dodge the rain
yo mama soo old the retirement home wouldn't allow her in
 
yo mama is soo fat that when she put on a yellow coat people yell out TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!
yo mama is soo dumb she put a newspaper on top of a TV and called it paper view
yo mama soo stupid she lost count,counting her 123s
yo mama soo skinny she could dodge the rain
yo mama soo old the retirement home wouldn't allow her in
 
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