what are some funny short jokes that girls really like?
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blond jokes unless she is blond. ask her how she would get out of a locked car....
As a playa myself, the corniest and funniest ones work the best! Trust me, they think it's so cute, just like ya boy (Get at me). Anywayz, try these:
1) Do you have a bandage cause I fell and scraped my knee falling for you
2) Life without you is like a broken pencil.... *dramatic* Pointless
3) Are you a sergeant cause you make my privates stand up!
4) I may not be a butcher but I've got some meat I'd like to show you.
5) Do you work for UPS cause I SWEAR you were checking out my package.
6) You're so hot you make me forget my pick up line!
7) -Looks at tag in girls shirt- "WTH ARE YOU DOIN?!" - Girl Yup, made in Heaven.
8) -Looks at watch- So what time do you have to be back at heaven?
9) I'll be Burger King and you'll be Mcdonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it!
10) There are 206 bones in my body but when I see you, there are 207!
Hope that helps you out man.
1) Do you have a bandage cause I fell and scraped my knee falling for you
2) Life without you is like a broken pencil.... *dramatic* Pointless
3) Are you a sergeant cause you make my privates stand up!
4) I may not be a butcher but I've got some meat I'd like to show you.
5) Do you work for UPS cause I SWEAR you were checking out my package.
6) You're so hot you make me forget my pick up line!
7) -Looks at tag in girls shirt- "WTH ARE YOU DOIN?!" - Girl Yup, made in Heaven.
8) -Looks at watch- So what time do you have to be back at heaven?
9) I'll be Burger King and you'll be Mcdonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it!
10) There are 206 bones in my body but when I see you, there are 207!
Hope that helps you out man.
As a playa myself, the corniest and funniest ones work the best! Trust me, they think it's so cute, just like ya boy (Get at me). Anywayz, try these:
1) Do you have a bandage cause I fell and scraped my knee falling for you
2) Life without you is like a broken pencil.... *dramatic* Pointless
3) Are you a sergeant cause you make my privates stand up!
4) I may not be a butcher but I've got some meat I'd like to show you.
5) Do you work for UPS cause I SWEAR you were checking out my package.
6) You're so hot you make me forget my pick up line!
7) -Looks at tag in girls shirt- "WTH ARE YOU DOIN?!" - Girl Yup, made in Heaven.
8) -Looks at watch- So what time do you have to be back at heaven?
9) I'll be Burger King and you'll be Mcdonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it!
10) There are 206 bones in my body but when I see you, there are 207!
Hope that helps you out man.
1) Do you have a bandage cause I fell and scraped my knee falling for you
2) Life without you is like a broken pencil.... *dramatic* Pointless
3) Are you a sergeant cause you make my privates stand up!
4) I may not be a butcher but I've got some meat I'd like to show you.
5) Do you work for UPS cause I SWEAR you were checking out my package.
6) You're so hot you make me forget my pick up line!
7) -Looks at tag in girls shirt- "WTH ARE YOU DOIN?!" - Girl Yup, made in Heaven.
8) -Looks at watch- So what time do you have to be back at heaven?
9) I'll be Burger King and you'll be Mcdonalds, I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it!
10) There are 206 bones in my body but when I see you, there are 207!
Hope that helps you out man.