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BritBrit
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funny quotes
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that_is_ice
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You either love me or leave me! .......... where is everybody going???!
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Gol N
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big gulps eh......well see ya later!
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ALLIE
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"Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone sees it but only you get the warm feeling it brings"
I don't know who said it but its funny!
I don't know who said it but its funny!
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Alex D
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pull my finger ................................ (pull) ................. STDs
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Slik1
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Beautys in the eye of the beer holder : )
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thisisheffer
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"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day"
-President Harry Trueman
-President Harry Trueman
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kejs
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you can google it, you'll find a lot
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Chut Jetney
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"I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully"
-Our greatest president
-Our greatest president
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Sami
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Dont Do drugs Do Tacos!!!
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Sarah
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http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/
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Awon P
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if you eat chicken youll have to poop
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MS DHONI ROCKZ!
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Here are some funny "QUOTES":
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
-Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
-"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
-"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
-"An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep."
-"By the time we're ready to admit we've reached middle age, we're beyond it."
-"He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball!"
-"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
-Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
-Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
-"He's so optimistic he'd buy a burial suit with two pairs of pants."
-"We have found that it's much easier to restrain our wrath when the other fellow is bigger than we are."
-"An alarm clock is a device that wakes you up just in time to go back to sleep."
-"By the time we're ready to admit we've reached middle age, we're beyond it."
-"He's nice to people 'n animals... but you oughta hear him talkin' to a golf ball!"
-"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
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resultmaster
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"Men are like port-o-potties, the good ones are taken, and the bad ones are full of crap"
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
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Brandon
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Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes
Cheese... Milk's shot at immortality.
I swear to drunk I'm not God
Cheese... Milk's shot at immortality.
I swear to drunk I'm not God