what are some funny mirror jokes?

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i am thinking of some like the magic mirror at a night club and the blonde dances with many people that night, and becomes tired, goes to the rest room, checks that mirror twice, says something and poof, she's gone.

along those lines
 
There was a blonde, a brunette, adn a redhead. They came across this mirror... Written on the mirror it said "Tell the truth and get a million bucks, tell a lie and disappear forever."
So the brunette's like "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the school"
*POOF* she disappeared.
Then the redhead steps up and says "I think I'm the smartest girl in the whole school"
*POOF* she dissappeared.
Then the blonde steps up and say "I think -" *POOF* she dissappeared.
 
youer so ugly that when you look in the mirror, even the mirror doesnt want to reflect you reflection.
 
Two blondes are walking down the street when one of them looks down and finds a mirror.

She picks it up, looks into it, and says, “WOW! I know this person. I’ve seen this person somewhere before…”

The other blonde takes the mirror, looks into it, and says, “Duh, of course you have. That’s me!”
 
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