What are some funny jokes?

[Reflectives]

..Unoriginal question, I know
Please list one or more jokes you find moderately or significantly amusing. I need a laugh.

 

[Jasmine]

turn ur tv onto comedy central

 

[Vεrlorεŋ×Boy² [2]-!]

Uhm, that's pretty hard to say through here.

 

[PC User]

What if Bill Gates had a nickel for everytime Windows crashed?

Oh wait.