What are some funny jokes you've heard about Michael Jackson?

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Flappy Hoohah

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I don't hate Michael Jackson, I'm not a huge fan either, so either way I'm not offended.

Reports are that are are going to melt Michael Jackson down into legos so little boys can play with him forever
 
1. I apologise for this joke. Even though it's funny, it's untrue, because that stupid bastard of a kid or father or whatever admitted the molestation charges were untrue after Michael's death.

"Yay! Not guilty! Party at my house, kids!"
-Michael Jackson
 
I got this as a text about 2 hours after he died:

Everybody knows that Farrah Fawcett died, right. Well, when she got to heaven God told her she was a brave woman and he would grant her one wish. So Farrah wished for all the children to stay safe forever. God said" Your wish is granted". Then Michael Jackson died. Hahahahahahaha
 
i know one, but i dont want to say it because it is mean and i like Michael Jackson and want to respect him

if u really want to find some jokes about him, just look for some on google
 
he didnt die from cardiac arrest he died from food poisoning he had 12 year old nuts in his stomach.
Michael Jackson had a stroke in the children's ward.
 
Look man this is getting really old, if you can't find a question or joke or riddle that hasn't been posted a billion times. Then don't post anything, i mean seriously. How many times must we hear the same things over and over again. My answer find something new and surprise us!! Good luck, and I'm not aggervated at you its just I'm tired of the same thing over and over again.
 
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God said he would grant her one wish. She asked that he protect the children so he killed Michael Jackson.
 
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