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Love Thy neighbour
Love thy neighbor all day... but make sure her husband's away!
Fresh ground coffee
A man at the coffee house complained.
"The coffee here tastes like mud."
The waiter replied,
"It's freshly ground sir..."
Buying
A woman asked her husband.
"Give me some money I have to buy bra's."
The man replies,
"As if you have something to put in it."
The woman answered back,
"I guess you can stop wearing shorts then."
Men N Women
Men stand up to get knocked down and women lay down to get knocked up.
The compliment
A wife was standing naked in front of the mirror. She told her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Give me a compliment".
The husband replies,
"You have good eyesight".
Secret of long marriage
THe secret of a long marriage is take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. Have a candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.
But make sure your husband goes on one day and you another day.
Q & A
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 30 pounds!!
High aim
Two girls were talking. One said,
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
The second replied,
"I prefer it a few inches lower."
Love thy neighbor all day... but make sure her husband's away!
Fresh ground coffee
A man at the coffee house complained.
"The coffee here tastes like mud."
The waiter replied,
"It's freshly ground sir..."
Buying
A woman asked her husband.
"Give me some money I have to buy bra's."
The man replies,
"As if you have something to put in it."
The woman answered back,
"I guess you can stop wearing shorts then."
Men N Women
Men stand up to get knocked down and women lay down to get knocked up.
The compliment
A wife was standing naked in front of the mirror. She told her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Give me a compliment".
The husband replies,
"You have good eyesight".
Secret of long marriage
THe secret of a long marriage is take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. Have a candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing.
But make sure your husband goes on one day and you another day.
Q & A
What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 30 pounds!!
High aim
Two girls were talking. One said,
"The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."
The second replied,
"I prefer it a few inches lower."