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Theduckisback
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Old" is when ... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
"Old" is when ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"Old" is when ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Old" is when ... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"Old" is when ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"Old" is when ... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"Old" is when ... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Old" is when ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"Old" is when ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to go to the bathroom!
Quirks About Life ...
that you notice by the time you are fifty
Most people deserve each other.
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
If you help a relative in need, he or she will remember you the next time they are in need.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
Toothaches always start on Friday night when the dentist's office will be closed for the weekend.
"Old" is when ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"Old" is when ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Old" is when ... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"Old" is when ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"Old" is when ... When you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"Old" is when ... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
"Old" is when ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"Old" is when ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to go to the bathroom!
Quirks About Life ...
that you notice by the time you are fifty
Most people deserve each other.
All the good ones, no matter what it is, are taken.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
If you help a relative in need, he or she will remember you the next time they are in need.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
Toothaches always start on Friday night when the dentist's office will be closed for the weekend.