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Fire hose
A drunk man was casually taking a leak into a drinking
fountain in the park when a police officer came up to him
and yelled frantically, "What do you think you're doing?
There's a public toilet 20 meters from
here!"
The man, amazed, yells back, "What do you think I have, a fire hose?!"
Deadly S*x
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful
22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a
couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him
over and says, "Bill, you seem completely healthy but I must
tell you one thing."
"What's that?", asks the millionaire.
"At your age, s*x can be dangerous, and you need to watch it,
take care it could be really deadly" the doctor replies.
Bill thinks for a minute and then says, "What the hell, if she
dies she dies."
A drunk man was casually taking a leak into a drinking
fountain in the park when a police officer came up to him
and yelled frantically, "What do you think you're doing?
There's a public toilet 20 meters from
here!"
The man, amazed, yells back, "What do you think I have, a fire hose?!"
Deadly S*x
An 80-year-old millionaire becomes engaged to a beautiful
22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a
couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him
over and says, "Bill, you seem completely healthy but I must
tell you one thing."
"What's that?", asks the millionaire.
"At your age, s*x can be dangerous, and you need to watch it,
take care it could be really deadly" the doctor replies.
Bill thinks for a minute and then says, "What the hell, if she
dies she dies."