Well, I'm fucked.

Wow, how the fuck did you let that happen? I mean didn't you get any prior notice that the house was going to go up for auction sometime in the near future? Bad shakes man. Sorry to hear.
 
I don't handle the household finances, so I'm not quite sure how it happened. I knew that we were in bad debt, but apparently something new just happened. We're going to try for a loan, but it's unlikely that we'll be approved.

I have maybe one place to go. If I can't go there, chances are good that I'm going to wind up on the street.
 
Damn, is there absolutely no way you can pull that five grand? Honestly, I know this is the worst advice you will hear, but try to get some drugs and sell them. If you get caught and spend time in jail at least you'll have a roof over your head, three meals and a hot shower daily. They even throw in a fun loving roommate named Tank.

Seriously, I'd rather sell drugs than live on the fucking street like a bum.
 
The easiest way to make five grand in a limited amount of time is to sell shit. It could be your car, extreme valueables, etc. That or you can whore yourself out to loms, I hear he's rich as fuck.
 
Given that I lacked the moral qualms of peddling potentially harmful substances only to risk my spotless legal record, thereby permanently ruining any chances I had of acquiring a real job in the future, I make a terrible entrepeneur regardless.
 
Set ads up like a madman which advertise you for any housework regardless of how messy this housework might be. Throw a list of things you can fix into your advertisement. If you whore yourself out this way nonstop the entire month I guarantee you'll make it. IE There are a LOT of lazy people who'd rather pay other people to do shit for them than do it themselves. Brace yourself, you're in for a long month.
 
I hear you can sell a kidney in turkey for 5K.

Or you could try a sub-prime lender. They have been catching shit in the news lately for not being able to collect on high risk loans but if your credit is fucked then it may be an option.

Or if you go to church you may be able to turn to them for help...or family.... or torch the house and collect insurance money.

Join the military? If you can get shipped out this month for basic then the Soldier and Sailor Relief Act may be able to buy you some time

Fuck man. I don't know what else to tell you.
 
Jokes aside, is anyone else as bothered as I am that one of our fellow members may very well be homeless in a month?

I wish I had any money at all....a cashiers check would be in the mail right now if I did. :sad:

I'm so sorry about your situation, BEW. I would definitely go with an above poster's idea first. Sell anything and everything of value...including your computer. Time without a computer is better than not having a home. Cars, electronics, jewelry, clothes will fetch the fastest money. Do yuo have books you can sell? CDs, games, ect?

I have no jewelry of any worth because I had to sell it all. I definitely know how it feels.

if anything, while you may not raise $5k....you might save enough so that when you are booted from the house, you will have enough for a few months rent in an apartment and you can get an extra job or two to suplement your income.
 
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