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anonymous
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I had the weirdest dream last night. It started out with me making out with my girlfriend in a limo, but then I realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but my cat, and the limo wasn't a limo, but Stalin's bedroom. Then Stalin walks in and starts making out with the cat too and asks me if I'd like to join in. I say no, of course, and he sends me to a prison cell, where me, Willy Nelson, and a polar bear share a smoke. Then me and the bear get crazy and eat Willy alive while Stalin and my cat watch and laugh. Then the whole room bursts into flames and everyone dies slowly and painfully. What does this mean?