This is the truth, I don't think I have the imagination to make any of this up.
I was at my best friend Joe's house having a beer and talking when his son Kevin came in looking a little sick, Joe asked him what was wrong, and he told us that he and his girlfriend had decided to get married. So we sat him down at the table and put a cold one in front of him. Joe said "There's a lot worse things in life then gettin' married".
Kevin replied with "That's what you think", and told us the following story:
I went to ask Maureen to marry me, I took her to a nice restaurant, had dinner, and just before dessert, I pulled out the engagement ring and asked her to marry me. She said she would, but I would have to ask her Father for his blessing, so I thought I would ask him right away, so instead of going to the movie, I drove back to her house, went in, and asked him for his blessing.
He said, "I can't give you that just yet, son." I asked "Why not?", and he answered with "Well, you have to sleep with my wife first."
I was at my best friend Joe's house having a beer and talking when his son Kevin came in looking a little sick, Joe asked him what was wrong, and he told us that he and his girlfriend had decided to get married. So we sat him down at the table and put a cold one in front of him. Joe said "There's a lot worse things in life then gettin' married".
Kevin replied with "That's what you think", and told us the following story:
I went to ask Maureen to marry me, I took her to a nice restaurant, had dinner, and just before dessert, I pulled out the engagement ring and asked her to marry me. She said she would, but I would have to ask her Father for his blessing, so I thought I would ask him right away, so instead of going to the movie, I drove back to her house, went in, and asked him for his blessing.
He said, "I can't give you that just yet, son." I asked "Why not?", and he answered with "Well, you have to sleep with my wife first."