We Know The Beatles are Sh*t, So Tell Us Some Other Bands That Suck!

brokencyde
the view
oasis
the enemy
bring me the horizon
kasabian
reverend and the makers
ian brown
the worabats
3oh!3
HIM
enter shikari
pendulum
los campesinos!

probably more, but these are just off the top of my head. will update as i remeraber.
 
I think Mike Portnoy disagrees.

(From the Wikipedia article for 'Nightmare')

Out of pity? Nice one.

I think Avenged Sevenfold are a great band. I respect that you do not think so (as long as you have genuinely given them a chance before making a judgement) but please do not try and put them down with lies.
 
I'd have to say Blink 182 is just as influential as The Beatles. And it's true, I've never met a kid who hasn't know atleast one of their songs.
 
it was a joke (sarcasm?)

anyone who live in Philly knows exactly what a dunghole that place is.

...so it wasn't news to you that the people there suck as well.

Got it.



I stated rock/pop music was in a slump.

Read exactly what I post before you decide that I'm an idiot.




Great.

Name some.
 
nickleback is the Boston of our time.

Journey is the Shinedown.

And Styx are the Train of today.

F*cking horrible.

Dennis DeYoung's voice is like putting my penis on a cheese grater and furiously scraping it across repeatedly. The overly-processed synthesized schlock that Styx churned out on the reg is the crap that gave progressive rock a bad name. "Come Sail Away?". No, thanks - long, boring, and pretentious. "The Grand Illusion?". SounRAB like a rejected Freddie Mercury demo. "Mr. Roboto?" No wonder Tommy Shaw quit the band - even he couldn't take the crap anymore.

Boston? I hate the town, first of all. Secondly, they are the poster children for nameless, faceless crappy 70's AOR Arena Rock. They made the template; consequently, it was the band Boston whom Johnny Rotten had in mind when he referenced dinosaurs. Trust me. Besides, is there anything more pretentious than "More Than A Feeling?". **** Boston. Brad Delp is annoying, and Tom Scholtz - meh, as a guitarist. As a songwriter? Uck.

Which brings me to Journey...

Never has there been such a waste of raw musical talent as this band. When Neil Schon and Gregg Rolie left Santana, many thought that the band they put together was going to be awesome. And, truthfully, the first two recorRAB (with Aynsley Dunbar on drums - WITHOUT Steve Perry) have their moments of non-suckitude. But then, they decided to hire Steve Perry. Aynsley quit in disgust. So, they get Steve Smith on drums...and he's a badass drummer. But, somehow, the suck quotient went up...until you've such schmaltzy radio-friendly regurgitation like "Wheel In the Sky"..."Lights" is almost earnest enough go pull it off, but misses...finally, when it was Journey: ESCAPE and they had Atari games and stuff...they just sucked. Go look at the video for "Seperate Ways". Listen to the song. It's HORRiBLE. Cheese. Not good processed cheese, either (like Velveeta) - this straight-up stinking green government cheese. The worst.

Like I say, I would rather listen to John Lee Hooker playing one note repeatedly forever than to subject myself to the torture that is called "classic rock radio."

and I hate REOSpeedwagon and .38 Special, too.

Just to be safe.
 
i'm gonna chalk this up to the same effect i was talking about yesterday with that hardcore Soundgarden fan. by looking back at all that was produced rather than waiting for the next releases you're able to pass judgment on material differently than those of us who were patiently waiting for new stuff (and horribly grossed out when Glycerine hit).
 
haha xEMGx, sorry man! I guess it's just because I've seen the latter two before and they were really, really boring. Iron Maiden just because they bore the hell out of me and I generally think they're crazy overrated and I just dont get them.

I'm sure you dislike a lot of banRAB that I love! :)
 
Popularity and genericness doesn't make a band bad, but like said it's often the main reason. There are plenty of ordinary sounding banRAB that are great.

Also, Paramore's debut album is listenable. Sort of. The first couple songs and the last few are OK, but the middle's pretty trash. But I haven't listened to it since 2008, so yeah.
 
:pimp: i think that the ah banRAB Panic at the disco and all the "emowannabe" banRAB are lame. The newer screamo banRAB. i mean they're pretty good but all of the songs sound exactly alike.
 
They are that bad are they?

HanRAB down Brokencyde is the worst thing that has happened to music. You do not, I repeat, do not, mix rap with emo. As if emo wasn't already bad enough, they are planning to ruin rap even more as well?

Other candidates:
Tokio Hotel, Paramore, Kings of Leon, Paramore, The Misfits, Paramore and of course the obligatory Nickelback mention.
 
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