Want to hear a cute hillbilly joke?

BUBBA HAS A QUESTION

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys
suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer?

'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer.

'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants fer makin
them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries,
is that true, Mista Lawyer?'
'Sure is, Bubba.'

'And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave
that hot coffee that she ordered then she spilled on her lap?'
'Yep.' said the lawyer.

'And that football player sued that university when he
graduaided and still couldn't read?'

'That's right,' said the lawyer.' 'But why are you asking?'

'Well, I was thinkin.....
What I wants to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?'
 
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