Wanking Mishaps...

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Will

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Right, just now, got a case of the Horns, sitting there... about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes and woo what'dya know, my little brothers 11 year old friend walks in, haha, he knows what it is, he's pretty mature for his age and stuff, he just pretended he had to go and ran off, pretty embarresing... lol.

got any strange wanking mishap stories?
 
i didn't specifiy a time...stop caring so much.
btw dues i'm only 14, the girls at my age that will actually do stuff like that besides my ex are complete sluts that need shooting, y'know, fuck their brothers cus they're desperate type sluts? lol
 
No real wanking mishaps to speak of.
I did attempt to throw a lit cig in the crapper once,while I was sitting on it!
YOW!!! That my friends,is something you only do once,and will not soon forgeht.
 
I did better than that dude,right on the tip of my Holy motherfuck of pain!

Ohh yeah,with every random perve thought,I was reminded of my carelessness.
 
When I was younger, I used to masterbate and not know what it was. So my dad walked in while I was up to *no good* and I started crying cuz he had caught me. So he asked me what I was doing and I told them I was having sex (cuz I was really young). That sucked. I cried that whole day.
One time..I was about 15 and my brother moved out of our house to an apt. of his own. My mom's a bit of a clean freak so she was cleaning out the bathroom and found some porn magazine with a disgusting girl on the front. So instead of assuming that it was my brothers she came to my room and held up the magazine and asked me if it was mine. She said.."It's completely natural, all kids do it."
So after this horror, I said, no, it's got a chick on the front (I wasn't lesbian back then). Maybe she knew something about me that I hadn't yet discovered??
 
I walked in on my brother once when the asshole decided to do it in my room. Damn, fucker, do it in your own room and I won't give a shit...
 
Quote:
about to climax after slapping one out for the last few minutes



Staying power? He's rubbing one out. I thought the point is to sprint to the finish line.
 
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