Well, me and Sophie were doing a marathon through our school (but school was MUCH bigger, like miles longer!)
We got tired so we went into the girls changing room where we got given loads freebies for just running. (We got given these little VIP badges for running, which we swiped across any barcode of stuff we wanted, I got a digital camera)
Lauren and caitlin were in the changing rooms, and we all convinced caitlin to lose her V's (Virginity) and become a whore. She agreed, thinking that she would get free bags if she did.
Sophie then caught swine flu and died, so I finished the race alone.
I came second, and fell asleep in the champions tent (It was like a tiny dog kennle made from tent material)
Then I looked over at the hard courts and there was lisa's mum. Naturally.
She was talking to this really fit guy! I was like OMIGOSH! It's lisa's mum (ignoring the hot guy obviously)
I had a huge conversation with Lisa's mum then I ended up married to this dude who was called Bluu. (The hot guy, he looked like a younger William Beckett)
Then we went up to the library to see Ben and Archie murhead being librarians; only weird because their both like really cool in my school. It was fine except they kept feeling up each others whoohars. So I was like ooooh kayyyy. Then me and Bluu left, only to find a dead body! We were like nuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh. Someone has stabbed sophie, even though she died of swine flu, moments before.
So me, lisas mum, the now alive sophie and Bluu decided to form something like the A team, or the scoobie doo mystery team.
And then, we went to scotland!! Even though we live in Devon.
Dressed up as 80 year old scotish women we visted the Loch Ness monster, haha Bluu wasn't happy.
And then there were these women all dressed in black behind us on this bridge.
We thought they were gonna kill us but it turns out they were just Asian tourists.
But to put them off I said in my best scottish old woman accent "oooayyeeee the loch neesss minsterrr"
Then someone shrunk the bridge all around us
I was like NUUUUUHHHH we is gonna diieeeeeeee
again in my accent.
Sophie decided not to be killed again so she jumped in and died.
But the bridge was destoryed until it toppled over killing caitlin and Lisa's mum, squish.
Me and Bluu survived and went back to school, with the again alive Sophie!
Caitlin was still a whore AFTER death!
THENN we saw some old man in a wheelchair busking, and throwing giant broken rubber ducks at the people on the opposite pavment
So we accused him of killing sophie, which he wasn't impressed about us figuring out
So he tried to kill me with a giant telescope. But I buckled under the pressure and let him get off scot free as long as I didn't die.
He managed to shoot sophie with the telescope, but seconds later we were all dressed up as charlies angels in tight lycra. Including Bluu.
Turns out the man that held the marathon killed sophie for giving his pig swine flu!
So me sophie and Bluu went off to a party in a local sports hall which nathan was holding
on the walls were "I love Reah" balloons! This is nathans party, keep in mind. They hate each other.
And there was a huge tin of wine gums with Reahs face printed on them.
I ate some and drank up my drink
but it was spiked
So I fell over and almost died, and bluu decided to deal with the greif by killing sophie
The End
So, any ideas what this means (other than I am insane)
Half the people in this I don't talk to.
Reah, Lisa's mum, (bluu doesn't exists) nathan.
Yeah.. :S help?
We got tired so we went into the girls changing room where we got given loads freebies for just running. (We got given these little VIP badges for running, which we swiped across any barcode of stuff we wanted, I got a digital camera)
Lauren and caitlin were in the changing rooms, and we all convinced caitlin to lose her V's (Virginity) and become a whore. She agreed, thinking that she would get free bags if she did.
Sophie then caught swine flu and died, so I finished the race alone.
I came second, and fell asleep in the champions tent (It was like a tiny dog kennle made from tent material)
Then I looked over at the hard courts and there was lisa's mum. Naturally.
She was talking to this really fit guy! I was like OMIGOSH! It's lisa's mum (ignoring the hot guy obviously)
I had a huge conversation with Lisa's mum then I ended up married to this dude who was called Bluu. (The hot guy, he looked like a younger William Beckett)
Then we went up to the library to see Ben and Archie murhead being librarians; only weird because their both like really cool in my school. It was fine except they kept feeling up each others whoohars. So I was like ooooh kayyyy. Then me and Bluu left, only to find a dead body! We were like nuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh. Someone has stabbed sophie, even though she died of swine flu, moments before.
So me, lisas mum, the now alive sophie and Bluu decided to form something like the A team, or the scoobie doo mystery team.
And then, we went to scotland!! Even though we live in Devon.
Dressed up as 80 year old scotish women we visted the Loch Ness monster, haha Bluu wasn't happy.
And then there were these women all dressed in black behind us on this bridge.
We thought they were gonna kill us but it turns out they were just Asian tourists.
But to put them off I said in my best scottish old woman accent "oooayyeeee the loch neesss minsterrr"
Then someone shrunk the bridge all around us
I was like NUUUUUHHHH we is gonna diieeeeeeee
again in my accent.
Sophie decided not to be killed again so she jumped in and died.
But the bridge was destoryed until it toppled over killing caitlin and Lisa's mum, squish.
Me and Bluu survived and went back to school, with the again alive Sophie!
Caitlin was still a whore AFTER death!
THENN we saw some old man in a wheelchair busking, and throwing giant broken rubber ducks at the people on the opposite pavment
So we accused him of killing sophie, which he wasn't impressed about us figuring out
So he tried to kill me with a giant telescope. But I buckled under the pressure and let him get off scot free as long as I didn't die.
He managed to shoot sophie with the telescope, but seconds later we were all dressed up as charlies angels in tight lycra. Including Bluu.
Turns out the man that held the marathon killed sophie for giving his pig swine flu!
So me sophie and Bluu went off to a party in a local sports hall which nathan was holding
on the walls were "I love Reah" balloons! This is nathans party, keep in mind. They hate each other.
And there was a huge tin of wine gums with Reahs face printed on them.
I ate some and drank up my drink
but it was spiked
So I fell over and almost died, and bluu decided to deal with the greif by killing sophie
The End
So, any ideas what this means (other than I am insane)
Half the people in this I don't talk to.
Reah, Lisa's mum, (bluu doesn't exists) nathan.
Yeah.. :S help?