What ever happened to the good old Blitzkrieg? I'm pretty sure I would figure out how to hotwire it and then post up a review for The Spot. Soooo...what are you waiting for? It's a Sunday, I'm sure no one is at the dealer.
Hey Ducki,
Stop spending all that money on your Duc and buy one of these
http://www.fasterandfaster.net/2009/11/suter-srt500-500cc-two-stroke-motogp.html