Lately ive been on an all cabbage soup diet. Its making me skinny but i cant stop farting. At first they were just really smelly but i could make them pretty quiet so blamed it on other people but now i cant stop the loudness. They echo around the hall at work when im doing assembilies for my school and all the kids have started calling me miss Windy-Bottom. I cant come off the cabbage soup diet and i cant stop my farts being so loud so what can i do?
