There's a mouse in my house. Possibly plural.
True horror story.
Got 2 of them ultrasonic mouse head-wreckers. Turned them on last night. About 3am, the meeses were going nuts.
I'm all scared like.
Fixed.
Fuck sake people we want true stories, all this "my mate" or "me missus" stuff is just demeaning. We won't think any less of you for being wanks and wimps.
Seriously, we won't.
Honestly.