True Story Thread

[ltbarthol]

I won

 

[333amks]

When I was about 17, I only had a pound.

I wanted a sausage roll but bought a scratchcard instead.

I won a 100 squids on that there scratchcard.

I'd lilke to say I made a difference to teh world with yon turn of fortune,

But I didn't..

 

[Musou!]

Did you ever get the sausage roll

 

[Kitty Kattt]

Not a fucking chance, like.

It was fish fucking supper city, like.

 

[♥ cat furrever ♥]

Not a fucking chance, like.

It was fish fucking supper city, like.

:01:

And a bottle of Irn Bru :O

 

[No Name Girl]

You're only allowed Irn Bru if you're in the 'Ra.

 

[star wisher]

You're only allowed Irn Bru if you're in the 'Ra.

:O

 

[Catiee]

I only played the lottery once. The first week it started. I won a tenner and never did it again. So I'm

 

[Henry Hedgehog]

You, Sir are one of life's winners.

 

[Vince]

There's a mouse in my house. Possibly plural.

True horror story.

Got 2 of them ultrasonic mouse head-wreckers. Turned them on last night. About 3am, the meeses were going nuts.

My missus is all scared like.