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My mate had a bottle of after-shave in his desk. It was called Mandate.

I pointed out to him that Man Date sounds like something the gays would wear.

He's still using it.

True story.
 
My son achieved his White-Belt in Ju Jitzu last week.

I told him white belts get awarded to white people and black belts get awarded to black people.

He was outraged.

He is now punching walls and watching Rocky religiously.
 
at least you're not into ugly males, there's nothing worse than a gay with poor judgement. true story.

i got chatted up by a gay in a nightclub on the night of the works xmas party. another true story.
 
My mate ran on stage at a Prodigy gig (He was heavily drugged), tripped over some wires, unplugged the concert and got punched in the face by Keith from the band. The following edition of NME ran with the headline 'Nutter wrecks Prodigy gig'.

True Story.
 
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