The Mushroom Mouse
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My mother in law gave me these just dawwwling garden gnomes. With the little overalls and beards and stuff, they look like two year old santas. Except they have beards which is weird. Sooooo, anyways, my chum came over and brought her 3 year old daughter named sally. Sally started looking at the gnomes and when i came outside they had eaten her! This has happened a few times, how can I help my cute little gnomes stop eating children? THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION! This has really started being a problem and I was wondering if anyone else had any similar issues and could help me. Thanks so much 