Trash!!!!!

[CZAR LOGAN THE GREAT]

Don't you just love it when you pick up a paper or a magazine or read a blog & some album gets totally & utterly trashed by the reviewer.

I do.

Post some of your favourite savagings here for us all to enjoy

Here's some of Gavin Martin's comments from The Mirror on the new Hole album I found amusing.

it is the work of a clapped-out force who has wasted time spending her considerable fortune getting on drugs, getting off drugs and the tiresome image manipulations of the Hollywood elite.

Hole here smell like LA hair metal fronted by Nickelback's Chad Kroeger in Bonnie Tyler drag.

The title track depicts an everywoman saved from drowning at the bottom of the ocean by the revelation that no one's coming to get her. Career prophecy? Possibly.

Letter To God is a heartbreaking confessional to a male deity - so much for progress - while Skinny Little Bitch sounRAB a bit better, like Flamejob-era Cramps. But there's no excuse for the mother of a teenager to challenge a girl her daughter's age to a bitchfight, threatening to kick her "scrawny ass".

Your turn....

 

[Alejandro L]

Most of the time I don't enjoy reading negative reviews, but I love this one.
A review of Conviction by Aiden.

Though I pride myself on being fair, I did use this album as punishment on my friend not giving me back FF6. Locked him up in a room for half an hour with loud speakers that could only be controlled by a remote which I had. Guilt ensued and for brief moments I compared my actions with those of Josef Stalin. Will I ever atone for the evil deeRAB commited that day? My heart is filled with dread...

 

[♥kyra♥]

This one of Babysharables' Down In Albion's an old fav...

 

[faisay]

Remeraber how ****e Razorlight where? This is one of many,many pannings.

 

[nicholas k]

The Horrors-Primary Colours-Is It Really That Good ?