**TRANSFORMERS MOVIE** The review you've been waiting for! v.all that shit by me

personally, from what I've seen, I think I'll enjoy it.

Most of you find the dumbest shit to bitch about. "That guy was from the OC" OK and? Unlike you, faggot, i never watched the "OC" so i wouldn't know.

"Blah Blah brandnames" holy shit, walk through a grocery store, a car lot, a mall, BRAND NAMES EVERYWHERE. Go shoot yourself.

As for the Arab part.... Work in a call center, you'll find it humorous. Or call a call center, they are THAT fuckin stubborn, stupid and annoying. It's not forced humor, it's oddly place however i think that might have been Bays "fuck you dot head" with the credit card and pushin for the premium package in the midst of an alien psycho robot attack.

Only thing I can see I MIGHT be dissapointed in (thus far, remember I havent seen it) is they gave Prime a mouth. Prime doesn't have a mouth. I'll see tonight though.
 
On the contrary it most certainly does.

'Who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows?'

You see Michael Bay's name on the marquee. You hate Michael Bay. Yet you went to see the movie anyways. What are you stupid????? Of course you hated it!!!

Me, I knew there were legitimate concerns. I decided that if I walked into that theater and there were GIANT EFFING ROBOTS FIGHTING GIANT EFFING ROBOTS then it would be all good.

So there were plot problems. So there was character devolopment problems. Big whoop.

I wanted one thing and I got it.

You on the other hand, you made a damned laundry list of reasons why you hated Michael Bay films. Then you said that if this list isn't fixed you wouldn't like this movie. Then you GAVE MICHAEL BAY YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY. And then you walked out bitching that your laundry list was ignored???

Who is more foolish indeed....
 
You also have to explain how some young woman was able to figure out the signal and how some guy who lives with his grandma can hack into some alien file and turn a computer monitor into a signal generator of some sort.
 
Just wanted to say that whatever the fuck Megatron transformed into, it was not an Su-37. It was a jumble of pointy, metal shards that resembled a jet. Shit, it almost looked like a basterdized version of Spike's Swordfish from Cowboy Bebop.

An F-22 (Starscream) is what flew into outerspace.

And does anyone have a sound clip of Optimus Prime saying "Sorry. My bad." I couldn't stop laughing at that. It was from the much hated house scene
 
A general disregard for research and character development. The wuantum physics comment, trench comment, lack of character arc in the lead chick, and completely ridiculous arc in the male lead come to mind.
 
Okay.
I went to see a movie about GIANT EFFING ROBOTS FIGHTING OTHER GIANT EFFING ROBOTS.
10 on a 10 scale. Seriously. GIANT EFFING ROBOTS FIGHTING OTHER GIANT EFFING ROBOTS cannot be done better. I was moved to tears.



Minus that there where some problems with the movie.
So let me get this straight.

Read no farther Me Mateys, THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!


So this THING comes out of nowhere in the desert. Steals a bunch of data. Soldiers do everything they can to hurt it but can only scratch it with some special hot ammo.
A few days later the government is freaking out so what does the government do?
They recruit high school students!!!!

I am sorry. But the one guy is like, 'Well the NSA recruits straight out of High School these days.' I thought I was gonna loose my lunch. I mean, WTF!?!?

You know what I did like?
I loved how they made the armed forces look. Seriously, they made our soldiers look like total bad asses. I had read a review of this movie where the reviewer says something like, 'Michael Bay still has favors he can call in from the Pentagon. They love him for doing Pearl Harbor.'. I gotta say, that guy has a real hard on for our troops and it shows. I think it is a good thing. I am used to Hollywood being super liberal. Before seeing this movie I would have imagined they would have made our troops look like something between buffoons to baby killers.
What is kind of cool, is that he made up a couple of agencies and put the baby killers and the buffoons in those made up agencies. But people doing the things that people really do in our military - those people he made look good.
 
I had no problem understanding fully what emotions he (and all the others) were expressing. I didn't really want to see a movie where the bulk of it was wasted with long boring character building, thats what the prequel comics were, for those that wanted it. I wanted to see the fights and the transforming.

And if YOU didn't find the humor funny, that doesn't mean it was funny. I laughed my arse of at most of the jokes that guy was complaining about.
 
just got back from seeing the movie and overall i think it was a pretty good flick

some parts could have been done without, but overall i liked it I think some of you just expect too much

and megan fox is sofa king hot
 
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