Top ten fondest memories of the trailer park

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felipe g

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Recently the property was sold out from under my home. So we moved. The circumstances around the sale are illegal and we are fighting it at the moment but it looks like the little guy is gonna get shitted on again (there's also alot of other shit circling this event that I will save for a bitchier day). So I am going to leave my previous landlords (they are married) a list in their box, and I will write another one for the editorials in the local newspaper. Tell me what you think.
Top Ten Fondest Memories of the trailer park:
10. Sliding around because the roads were never paved.
9. Listening to one of my neighbors/employee of the landlords attack a guy with a chainsaw while high on crack at 2:00am.
8. Reading the carefully worded police blotter about the incident the next day.
7. Getting my mailbox stolen by the managers and given a shitty one in it's place (I bought the mailbox from a store, it was mine).
6. Smelling weed drifting from a trailer while I was lawn mowing, under aged, over worked and underpaid by an unwritten contract with my landlords.
5. Taking my mailbox back as I drove out of the park for the last time.
4. My incompetant landlord trying planting a tree in my front yard busting a water main and watching the tree die anyway.
3. Seeing my landlords as the pieces of money grubbing, unconsciounable,slimely weasely shit they really are for the first time.
2. Knowing their kids will be raised that way.
1. Leaving that filthy sewaged blocked, ghetto ass, landfill piece of shit trailer park once and for all.

I may not live on the property anymore (even though they still managed to make me pay for another month) but I will always carry the memories.
 
You should have done something highly destructive to the property... and then spray painted something along the lines of "Fuck you, you fucking stupid cunt!" on the main office or the owners trailer.
That would have been cool.
 
Way to *think* there kokorami.... vandalize the place, and when they come to arrest you, you can tell the judge, "Well, they deserved it. They sold the land I rented." :confused:
 
If you're good and don't get seen doing it, get rid of anything incriminating, and all of that good shit, they can't really prove anything. I know this from experience, sadly.
 
Beeing too focused on not leaving any evidence or getting it done unseen, usually lets you end up with leaving so much evidence that it's very unlikely you won't get caught and somehow there is always a stupid old hag or some unemployed bored bugger who'll bust you at the police.
Not that something like that needs to stop you. Go into therapy and make'em believe that you needed to do that, for your :rolleyes:emotional outlet:rolleyes:
^^
 
I was thinkin about using an arc weld and cutting the shovel off of the front of their new bulldozer, but thought that might be a bit much. However, I probably will leave some dogshit in the seat of it.
 
going about it all wrong...obvious vandalism will get you nothing but busted...you have to take the drain plug out of the radiator, let it empty, then put it back on so it destroys itself over time...or my favorite, dump a gallon of water in their crankcase through the oil filler...it will look like a blown head gasket...they will turn their cylinders to shit, and have to spend a TON to to get it replaced (this is where the real fun starts) and you do it again a few days later...they chalk it up to poor work by mechanic...you do something senseless and easy to the repair shop, and the battle begins....they continue to get theirs and you, if you did it right, walk away whilstling fucking zippity-doo-dah
 
dont piss anyone off that knows anything about auto care and has half an imagination ;) I have ways of fucking with people that are so subtle and untrackable, that I dont even know I did it sometimes...
 
Yeah that head gasket thing hit home for me - just blew one in the Grand Cherokee. Scorched the main bearing when it contaminated the oil. Can you say 3 large for a new long block?
 
An act of God, I live in Texas, and I've watched tornadoes form in neiborhoods around mine (rich neiborhoods too, not that I get any sorta kick out of that irony *cough*) but never actually hit my mobile habitat. That one was number 11, tied with a drug bust that happenned in a trailer park a mile down the road. I'm talkin SWAT, AK's, the works. I was innocently driving a friend home drove up on it, and was waved away by a cop crouched behind a vehicle. Figured the kid could walk his ass home from there. I like the radiator idea, by the way, but I think that would be too easy to detect. The water trick is definately doable though.
 
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