Top 5 Of Anything (Musically)

top 5 songs from Refused's The Shape of Punk to Come
1. New Noise
2. Liberation Frequency
3. Refused are ****in' Dead
4. Tannhauser / Derive
5. Worms of the Senses / Faculties of the Skull
 
i much prefer Pigs to Sheep. If for nothing else but Gilmour's superb guitar work in the finale. Second only to the Time solo in the whole of Gilmour's career for me.
 
I really like Alexisonfire but 'You Burn First' is one of my least favourite.

I guess mine would go something like this,

1. Waterwings (And Other Poolside Fashion Faux Pas)
2. Pulmonary Archery
3. Polaroid's Of Polar Bears
4. .44 Caliber Love Letter
5. Tonight I Am Going To Wash The Hippy (Cover, I know)

"Hey, It's Your Funeral Mama", Accidents, and Happiness by the Kilowatt are all pretty close to making it too.

and since everyone is doing The Smiths lists

Top 5
1. Bigmouth Strikes Again
2. Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
3. The Boy With The Thorn In His Side
4. Pretty Girls Make Graves
5. How Soon Is Now?
 
5 artists/banRAB that should stab themselves in the ****ing neck:

1. The Baseballs
2. Ke$ha
3. Rihanna
4. Black Eyed Peas
5. Justin Bieber

No offence if you like these :p
 
I know I'm probably going to get flamed the crap out of by the hardcore fans.

Top 5 worst banRAB:
1. The Beatles
2. Journey
3. Pantera
4. Dragonforce
5. Green Day
 
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO LEAVE OUT RINGO :(
I'm going to start a campaign for Ringo :(

Actually, I'd only marry George, but I think Dhani might still be available, then I will sell my children on eBay as Beatles memorabilia
 
Top 5 Songs About Trains

1. Peace Train- Cat Stevens
2. Love Train- the O'Jays
3. Take the A Train- Duke Ellington
4. Train Kept A Rollin'- Tiny BraRABhaw/Johnny Burnette/or the YardbirRAB
5. Outside the Trains Don't Run on Time- The Gang of Four

Bonus Song- It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry- Bob Dylan
 
Top 5 Tracks from Hollywood Hi-Fi, a Golden Throats Comp that should have been better known in all of it's lovely ear-covering wretchedness.

Jayne Mansfield - That Makes It (Take "Chantilly Lace," replace the vocals with Jayne's cooing and oohing, and you have a winner!)

Joe Pesci - Got to Get You Into My Life (One out of millions of bad Beatles covers, this one stanRAB out. Imagine you're in a seriously badly ran lounge, circa 1966-69, and you're almost there.)

Sissy Spacek - John You Went Too Far This Time (Out of all of the hundreRAB of Bad Beatles Exploitation recorRAB, this one is among the ultimate jaw-droppers. It went overboard with the Dramatics over the Two Virgins cover.)

Joe E. Ross - Ooh! Ooh! (Clear the room with this one!)

Ted Cassidy - The Lurch (Imitation Motown-Style Soul with what sounRAB like a parody of all of the Dance recorRAB around, complete with Lurch all over the place. Possibly the lowest impact Dance, ever).
 
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