Am I a bad person for wanting to see this?
I mean, it looks like crap, all the director's other movies such, and I know it'll probably be horrible, but that cast! Neil Patrick Harris! Hank Azaria! Sophia Vergara! Alan Cumming! Tim Gunn! Quentin Tarantino! PEE-WEE HERMAN! Just replace Kate Perry with, I dunno, Lady Gaga or someone else more fun and less annoying and you arguably have the best star ensemble since, I dunno, Sweeney Todd (which, according to a USA Today article, was actually an influence on this movie in some manner). So yeah, unless it turns out the Smurfs eat each other's fecal matter or there's an annoying racist sidekick "Ghetto Smurf" we haven't heard about it or the film climaxes with Smurfette singing "You're So Gay And You Don't Even Like Boys", then I will be in the theater opening weekend. At a 2D matinee, of course; don't want to spend too much money on this. So if I'm all depressed and self-loathing the week after it comes out, you'll know why...