Toon Zone Talkback - No "Simpsons" Movie Sequel Yet, "Several Years" Left for Series
This is the silliest blanket statement in the history of blankets, or statements. Also, this implies people must only love the older episodes more because they're hopelessly nostaligic and hate the new ones soley on the basis they're new, which is complete BS. Just look at the quality of the "Bonk it" gag from a few weeks ago comapred to the scene from "Lisa vs Malibu Stacy"...
I?m not going to transcribe the whole thing, but it takes almost exactly the same amount of time as the interminable ?Bonk It? scene and the following happens:
- Homer endangers his family (and ignores his wife) by buttering a muffin he made with the EZ Bake oven he bought for his car
- Grandpa gets nervous around Bart?s toy because his ?skull is eggshell thin?
- Grandpa accidentally launches a missile from Sgt. Thug?s Mountaintop Command Post that causes a giant off screen explosion (which Bart thinks is cool)
- Lisa thanks Grandpa for the presents only to have him complain that they bought lousy stuff (he thinks they should?ve gotten something useful e.g. ?a nice pipe organ?)
- Grandpa then goes on one of his awesomely bizarre rants and mentions: things smelling like mustard, all the ugly people he sees, his glaucoma, and the fact that the the President is a ?Demi-crat?
- After the family cold-heartedly abandons their elderly relative in a car he gets stuck because he can?t unbuckle his seatbelt.
All of the above was done in the same amount of time that Zombie Simpsons did ?Bonk It?. This is why Zombie Simpsons is thinner than Dickensian gruel. Where once they were thinking ?How many jokes can we cram in??, now it?s ?How much longer can we stretch this??
Talking about issues? Hell, the Zombie Simpsons can even barely mutter it's way through something. It's like they hired Chief Wiggum to write the story.
The Simpsons deals with issues in such a lacksidasical manner it takes anything even remotely serious out of the story, thus the story has no weight and means nothing. And as Krusty said: "it's funny when the schlubs got class!" Zombie Simpsons has no class.
I never said the show should never, ever make money, but when Merchandising is the sole reason for keeping the Zombie Simpsons alive, then it's a very valid criticsism. No wonder they spend $5 million an episode that attracts 7 million viewers and if there was no merchandise, there'd be no show. (Btw, the show makes very little in legal internet downloads.)
Seeing how those 18-45 year olds 'cant tell the difference' between the first half of the show and the second half of the show, Fox would find two or three people to take a voice actor's spot if something bad happened.
Finally, from the Dead Homer Society:
I?m of the well documented opinion that the show that used to be The Simpsons has basically been on auto-pilot for a decade, and a very low altitude auto-pilot at that. The underlying structure of the show is so incredibly strong that the actual content of the episodes can be filled in paint-by-number style and, no matter how dull and formulaic it becomes, at least a few people will still call it brilliant. As a result, the quality of the new episodes has very little effect on the amount of profit the franchise can generate. And since the quality of the episodes isn?t a priority, it?s gone to hell.