Tom Cruise Scientology Video Hits the Web

heck i thought video would show the birth giving of their child which would meant lots of vagina :lol:

The thing about childbirth is that the vag is stretched to the size of a beach ball, and quite often splits resulting in loads of bleeding and wotnot.

Also a baby comes out.

Whatever floats your boat :unsure:
 
I wonder if Scientologists do the "Clear" thing with the electric paddles as a sort of in-joke?

Sorry I find it really hard to take it seriously. Hubbards boat with all the hotpanted lovelies sounds well cool though. He was obviously not all daft :naughty:
 
Hubbards boat with all the hotpanted lovelies sounds well cool though. He was obviously not all daft :naughty:
L. Ron was a genius in the vein of P.T. Barnum and Charles Ponzi- all his marbles were accounted for, thank you very much.

I have to wonder what could possibly be missing from TC's life that Scientology seemed like a good idea.
Maybe he was turned down by The Church of Yoda...
 
:lol:
if only..
as a part time job he should write speeches for bush, he seems.. more personal yet on the same generalisation level, with a touch of hope.

the x-files was a documentary.

No it is not, it is a depiction of a real events done with actors.

The thing about childbirth is that the vag is stretched to the size of a beach ball, and quite often splits resulting in loads of bleeding and wotnot.

Also a baby comes out.

Nice visuals fx there barbs

I wonder if Scientologists do the "Clear" thing with the electric paddles as a sort of in-joke?

if only...
 
I think all scientologist need a round house kick in the face from Chuck Norris. :D:D:D

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