Today a lesson was learnt.

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grimeville05

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Mr JP Fugley said:
So basically you have made yourself into a big wean, misbehaving because you have eaten so much sugar you have run mad.

In addition if you live thro' the night there's every prospect you will have type 1 diabetes
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The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns. :pinch:
 
CrabGirl said:
The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns. :pinch:
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Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.
 
CrabGirl said:
The latter.

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I have no pics of the former.
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that looks like sex in a mug.
 
Mr JP Fugley said:
Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.
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My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.
 
CrabGirl said:
My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.
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Mon the wee Greek burds. :01:

Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.
 
Mr. Mulder said:
that looks like sex in a mug.
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Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.
 
CrabGirl said:
Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.
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I just came.
 
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