To all you fucking high school drama queens/kings

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curious rose

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Why the fuck does everyone have to have drama in their fucking lives? Why can't they just sit back, and enjoy the ride instead of complaining about how bumpy it is and trying to ruin it for everyone else. If you are going to continue to act like this then you need to immediately grow a pair of balls or change the fucking sex on your fucking birth certificate. SIT BACK AND TAKE IT! Everyone goes through life with fucking problems, and most likely their problems are worst than yours, so instead of trying to start up shit so that you can get a little extra attention deal with it and learn to enjoy the anal penetration that life is giving you.

FUCK YOU PEOPLE! :mfinger:
 
Amen to that, good sir. I picked up my brother from high school the other day, and I looked out across the campus at all those hairies with their preppy clothes and their slouches, a campus that I graduated from a mere ten months ago, and I realized I am stupider because I went to high school. I would still be a genius if I had just skipped it and gone to college right out of eigth grade.
 
The only thing I learned in high school was that I am a misanthrope. Oh and that my classmates were all stuck all stuck up sons of bitches who thought they were OWED good grades and an easy ride through life. Assholes.
 
I had my high school reunion this past thanksgiving.

People still thought they were cool and popular. They were old, fat, and worked at Target.

The field evens out the older you get.....trust me on that. I can't wait for my 20-year reunion.
 
Strange, high school was perfectly normal for me, without too much drama and assholes.

Indian private schools are awesome and lots of fun. Not many assholes, loads of happy and friendly guys for the friendly goat. Sucks for you guys though...
 
I've been out of HS for a year now, and it's already getting hilarious. The football players are falling out of college, the druggies are going to jail, even a popular girl/slut got knocked up recently. It's awesome.

EDIT : The stereo types of the stereo type category. Football players are mostly cool dudes.
 
I'm just glad that my high school years were inbetween EMO generations. I missed the 80's EMO and the 00's EMO.

We did have that shitty plaid-shirt-unwashed hair-grunge fad but that's not as bad as the cutter-silver eyeshadow-flippy hair-EMO that exists currently.
 
My highschool period was nice, especially the second half. I guess it depends on the friends you have. Mine were very good friends and still are today. The preppy assholes didn't bother us and we did our own thing.

edit: rofflez, life sucks eh?
 
Ha, HS was fun as anything. We did the same thing rage, just watching the idiots and laughing, watching the emo's and laughing, and the occasional joke at the handicap kid that punched a freshman as hazing (Funniest moment in my life to date).
 
During my senior year a fight broke out at least once every two weeks. My personal favorites:

-Two girls fighting in the cafeteria; a large security guard seizing the aggressor around the neck and slamming her to the ground

-A huge fat guy punching a smaller kid to the ground; fat guy runs at smaller guy, who dodges, and fat guy runs into a post and fucking knocks himself out

-Football player brings knife to school and stabs another player in the hand; coach accidentally breaks the attacker's arm in his attempts to disarm him

-My friend and I intervening to break up two more friends from fighting; the two fighting actually team up just long enough to beat up me and my friend before continuing to fight each other

Those are all ones I actually saw. I heard about another where a kid freaked out, punched another kid, then jumped out the two-story classroom window in an attempt to escape from the teacher, and got caught in the bushes below where the cops got him.
My high school was really fucked up. I'm not making up any of this.
 
Oh, man, it was even funnier in person. Nothing's better than watching an enormous muscular fat dude just run full-force into a concrete pole and THWACK knock himself right the fuck out.
 
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