...that's just ridiculous. But good for you for being so much better than millions of other people that have made J.K. Rowling a billionaire. You're right, it takes a real idiot to write 7 best selling books. Harry Potter fanatacism has practially taken over the country for the past 24 hours, but there's nothing to it but a cliche non-plot. /sarcasm
Stop embarrassing yourself.