Tis the season for giving

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Christmas Eve. Bells are ringing, holiday shoppers are buying those last minute gifts, the smell of a family feast fills the air. This is the time of year where most people geht together to celebrate the birth of Christ and turn it into commercialism. A time of sharing. A time of giving. Giving love, wonderful conversation, fantastic food, influenza viruses....

What an asshole! I haven't been sick for about two years now. Oddly enough, what made me sick two years ago was some fuct shrimp at a formal Christmas dinner I just had to attend. So here it is, again... fucking Christmas... And I'm sick. I can't breathe. I've been on the toilet more than I've stood up today. I have a fever. By the way, my temperature usually hovers around the 97 degree mark. So if I manage to hit 100 or better, I feel like a can of smashed assholes and I start to piss and moan like a six year old girl with chronic projectile diarrhea. Oh, and my eye feels like one of the Chicago Bear linebackers is standing on it. What the fuck is that?! The best part is that my physicians office is closed today. What a prick. So I'm stuck eating this shit awful medicine that has a taste to it resembling licking a hospital floor. I might add, so far, it has been ineffective, save the wonderful taste.

So yes, I would like to thank the one who was so unselfish as to bestow this wonderful gift to me. I don't know who you are, but I know what you are. When I find you, I'm going to hurt you.

Merry fucking Christmas.
 
Damn, dude, that sounds shitty as hell. I know it's all 'crunchy herbal hippie crap' or whatever, but zinc tablets (not those pansy ass lozenges...the ones in the bottle at the pharmacy or GNC) work pretty well for me. I don't just take the tablet like an aspirin, though. I put it in my cheek and let it break down for awhile. That seems to work a LOT better than just downing some pills and water. It's not the best sensation or the best taste, but it does seem to work a great deal better. It also helps if you catch it early, so if it doesn't work very well this time, just remember it for next time.

Feel better soon. Sucks to be sick anytime, let alone holidays.
 
:( i hope you feel better fast ghet. you should try taking some imodium it will harden your poop so you are doing it less frequently and it will also calm any tummy cramps if you have any. sleep as often as you can, take dayquil during the day, and take nyquil before you go to sleep. you should be feeling a little better tomorrow (i hope)

then again, you probably know all this, but it's the way i feel better and i figured i would share :)

try to have a Merry Christmas
 
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