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icemetalpunk
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Three friends, Jake, John, and Gabe, are stranded on a desert island. One day, Gabe finds a bottle floating to shore and rubs it. Of course, a genie appears.
"I normally give three wishes, but as there are three of you, you'll each get one wish. Gabe will get two wishes for setting me free."
Immediately, John says, "I wish I was at home, married to a celebrity!"
"Hey!" Gabe said. "You'd leave me here?"
"Hell, yeah!" John replies, and POOF: he's gone.
Then Jake yells, "I wish I was a rich, famous actor in Hollywood!"
"You too?" asks Gabe, despondent.
"Hell, yeah!" Jake replies, and POOF: he's gone.
"Your two wishes?" the genie asks Gabe.
"I wish the celebrity John is married to is Drew Carry! That'll show him!"
"It is done," said the genie. "Your last wish?"
"I wish Jake was Drew Carry!"
-IMP
"I normally give three wishes, but as there are three of you, you'll each get one wish. Gabe will get two wishes for setting me free."
Immediately, John says, "I wish I was at home, married to a celebrity!"
"Hey!" Gabe said. "You'd leave me here?"
"Hell, yeah!" John replies, and POOF: he's gone.
Then Jake yells, "I wish I was a rich, famous actor in Hollywood!"
"You too?" asks Gabe, despondent.
"Hell, yeah!" Jake replies, and POOF: he's gone.
"Your two wishes?" the genie asks Gabe.
"I wish the celebrity John is married to is Drew Carry! That'll show him!"
"It is done," said the genie. "Your last wish?"
"I wish Jake was Drew Carry!"
-IMP