A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there.
She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said: This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?
The pharmacist said Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister.
When she returned, she said, the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, Humph, not much of a man, was he?
The waitress replied, Not much of a truck driver either.
He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.
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A little guy gets on an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.
No one else is on the elevator.
The elevator door closes.
After a few seconds the big guy notices the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The little guy faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, Hey! What's wrong with you?
In a very weak voice the little guy says, Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you just say to me?
The big dude replies, I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, a 3 pound left testicle, a 3 pound right testicle, and my name, is Turner Brown.
The little guy gives a sigh of relief and says, Thank God! I thought you said turn around!
She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with.
The man said: This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?
The pharmacist said Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister.
When she returned, she said, the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man and spit into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, Humph, not much of a man, was he?
The waitress replied, Not much of a truck driver either.
He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.
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A little guy gets on an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him.
No one else is on the elevator.
The elevator door closes.
After a few seconds the big guy notices the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown.
The little guy faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big dude kneels down and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, Hey! What's wrong with you?
In a very weak voice the little guy says, Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you just say to me?
The big dude replies, I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, a 3 pound left testicle, a 3 pound right testicle, and my name, is Turner Brown.
The little guy gives a sigh of relief and says, Thank God! I thought you said turn around!