three guys in a bar discussing their wife's reaction?

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to them coming home late . The first one say's " I get out the car 100mtrs from the house, push it into the drive, tiptoe to the door, gently put the key in ,quietly close the door , take my shoes off , creep up the stairs , get undressed in the bathroom and tiptoe into the bedroom , at which point she sits bolt upright & scream's where the h*ll have you been. The second man say's that he does exactly the same as him & she wakes up as well with the same response.
The third guy laughs and say's he screams up the drive at 50kph slams on the brakes , slams the car door , fumbles with his keys , slam's the front door , runs up the stairs shouting hi honey i'm home how about a bl*w job , funny thing is she's always asleep
 
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