this really is the last joke for tonight,if I've offended anyone I'd just like...

...to say,,,,,,,,,tough sh-t? A General in the french foreign legion gets posted to a fort in the dessert, when he arrives the sergeant is showing him around and going through all the routines with him,they go in all the buildings and then walk around the out-buildings,they go into the stables and there's a donkey in amongst the camels,the General says " why is there a Donkey here", the Sergeant says "well Sir, there are only Men in this Fort and every 2 Weeks the Men get urges" "I've heard enough" interrupts the General,they carry on with the tour and that's that.
2 Weeks later the Sergeant goes into the Stable and sees the General balls deep in the Donkey, "my God,what do you think you're doing", the General says " you said that every 2 weeks the men get urges,well I'm only human and I got the urge",the Sergeant said " yes,but the Men normally ride the Donkey into town where the brothel is"
 
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