This is why it sucks to wait tables.

Rumor has it he came in every day for a month and ordered the same thing.

I can hear him now "he kids gess where we are going tonight!!!"
 
Ha!
C'mon baby, I just need $10 for some spaghetti, c'mon you know I'm good for it.
I just need a taste, just to keep my head up.
 
It's not always the customers that piss you off; we had a really posh lunch party to have over Christmas, the chap before my shift had set the tables for me, but had placed down desert spoons instead of soup spoons. I didn
 
The general public is just a big mess of fucking morons that just want to hear what they want. I've worked at a movie theatre for 3 years and I particularly remember this one bitch. She want to see a movie (I think it was 'about a boy' but details aren't important) and I told her is was sold out. Just to give an idea of where I stand, I have a computer in front of me that tells me what is sold out and what isn't. Behind me is a board that flashes the movies, their times, and if they are sold out. The times and sold out sign flash alternataly.

Anyway, she comes up to get tickets for that movie and I tell her its sold out... and in the snobbiest voice in the world she responds "well it doesn't say sold out on the board". I explain that it has a ten second delay and flash it in a moment. To make it worse, her husband comes over and under her breath (she was just that loud) she said "look, it doesn't say sold out". I finally got fed up with it. I turned and pointed to the time that she wanted and said "Look, wait a second and it will say sold *a second later it flashed* THERE its sold out" AND SHE CALLs ME RUDE!!!!

I think I know what the fuck I'm talking about when I said that IT SOLD OUT. I FUCKING WORK THERE!!! I KNOW HOW TO READ.

Trust me, she isn't the only one though (she just stood out overall). There were several other times where I just turn my computer around and explained "The red button means its sold out". FUCK THESE GOD DAMN PEOPLE.
 
What a dumb person. I always check first to see if the movie is sold out and if it is, I choose another. It's not that hard ya know?

And on the waiting tables note again, I will probably have some interesting stories tonight. It's almost time to go to that horrible place. If I don't make good money and I have jerks at my tables I will slap someone! :fuckoff:
 
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