This is my favourite joke?

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Dexter

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A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?"

"No," she insists. "It must be a blue suit." She then gives him a blank cheque to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband

in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit.

She tells the director, "That is absolutely perfect! I love it! How much did it cost?"

He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit.

She said that was fine with her.

So, I switched the heads."
 
I've heard that before. Very good, though.


Here's one (a little juvenile, but good):
Annie was just starting kindergarten. She also loved wearing skirts. At recess, a boy named Charlie told her to climb the jungle gym. So she did. When Annie got home, she told her mom all about her day. When she came to the jungle gym part, her mom got mad. "Don't climb the jungle gym," Annie's mom told her, "He's probably trying to look at your underwear."
The next day at recess, Charlie told Annie to climb the jungle gym. And she did. When she got home, she told her mom again about her day. "What did I tell you! Charlie's trying to look at your underwear!" Annie's mom exclaimed. Annie smiled. "But Mommy, I didn't wear any underwear today!"
 
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