telerock35
New member
I have many reasons for applying to MIT. I have heard great things about MIT. It’s a good party place, and I don’t like work because work is something I really really don’t like to do. I think that if we hired monkeys to do the work, humans could spend more time getting’ down and reproducing.
We should hire monkeys to do our work, after all, monkeys aren’t going to get drunk and not come in to work until late. I have two pet monkeys; their names are Bill and Jill. Sometimes they might throw poop at me, but I know that deep down inside they love me. They won’t miss me until I leave them. That’s why I wanna go to MIT.
I want to go to MIT because I hear there are a lot of computes there, I love computers. Have you had a chance to play Command & Conquer Generals? It’s an awesome game and would be a blast to play over your networks. File sharing would run super fast too. In short, MIT has everything I want in a college experience.
I’ll give back to MIT as well. While playing videogames and going to parties, I’ll make sure to attend class. If there’s one thing I've learned in High School, It's how important it is to go to class. If you miss class, you miss the hot substitute teacher from local grad schools. You miss movies, and other really cool stuff. By attending class at MIT, I'll help contribute to the community that will give so much to me.
I think that if we hired monkeys to do the work, humans could spend more time getting’ down and reproducing. This is important, if they monkeys aren't making ovaltine powder, who will? Society depends on monkeys more than you might imagine. I wanna go to MIT, and open my eyes to a whole new world because I know my dreams will come true when I overcome tragedy in the face of adversity over the rainbow under the bridge down third street first left on the right and in a cubby hole.
We should hire monkeys to do our work, after all, monkeys aren’t going to get drunk and not come in to work until late. I have two pet monkeys; their names are Bill and Jill. Sometimes they might throw poop at me, but I know that deep down inside they love me. They won’t miss me until I leave them. That’s why I wanna go to MIT.
I want to go to MIT because I hear there are a lot of computes there, I love computers. Have you had a chance to play Command & Conquer Generals? It’s an awesome game and would be a blast to play over your networks. File sharing would run super fast too. In short, MIT has everything I want in a college experience.
I’ll give back to MIT as well. While playing videogames and going to parties, I’ll make sure to attend class. If there’s one thing I've learned in High School, It's how important it is to go to class. If you miss class, you miss the hot substitute teacher from local grad schools. You miss movies, and other really cool stuff. By attending class at MIT, I'll help contribute to the community that will give so much to me.
I think that if we hired monkeys to do the work, humans could spend more time getting’ down and reproducing. This is important, if they monkeys aren't making ovaltine powder, who will? Society depends on monkeys more than you might imagine. I wanna go to MIT, and open my eyes to a whole new world because I know my dreams will come true when I overcome tragedy in the face of adversity over the rainbow under the bridge down third street first left on the right and in a cubby hole.