This is a pretty clean joke,interested?

[Wayne( Brandon)1]

Howard finally found the nerve to break up with his
fiancee,Louise,and marry some one else.He let the ax
fall over coffee.
Louise was distraught."Can this new girl cook as well
as I can?"
Howard shook his head."She can't even boil water."
""Is she prettier than me?Thinner?'
"Not really,"Howard said."You've got her beat there."
Louise nodded,tears clouding her eyes."It's the s*x,
isn't it?"
Howard shrugged."You're twice the l*y she is."
"Then what is it?"Louise demanded."What can she do that I can't?"
Howard sighed."She can sue me for child support!"

 

[usaprincess242]

i thought it was hilarious

 

[iLetTheDogsOut]

hahaha i loved it!

 

[topher]

ive heard that! the other day too lol

 

[Mea]

haha...nice..thats great.

 

[imported_joe_devola]

I liked it. Surprisingly, I don't think I heard it before.

 

[Elise]

meh...guess its better said than read...good try though!

 

[cat mama]

got a smirk