1) This would suck my soul right out of me.
2) This would too.
3) This would drain my bank account.
4) This would be simply useless.
5) This would perhaps be useful in the future, but honestly...
6) This would be mostly useless and a hassle to install.
7) This might be cool, depending on how far underground you were willing to put it.
8) This would be useless when I BREAK it.
9) I'm horrible on the phone.
10) If it were an unlimited supply, sure.