A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, 50 years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know" said the old man. "We were probably naked as a jaybird too."
"Well" she snickered..."Let's relive some old times."
Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know honey, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised" he said..."because one's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."
"I know" said the old man. "We were probably naked as a jaybird too."
"Well" she snickered..."Let's relive some old times."
Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know honey, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised" he said..."because one's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."