This Chuck Norris joke made me laugh really hard! Do you have any good ones?

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Okay, I JUST got into Chuck Norris jokes, and I found this one, and I thought it was just fantastic:

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Do you have any good ones?
 
chuck norris doesnt where sun block, the sun wears chuck norris block.
chuck norris sleeps with a night lite because the dark is afraid of him.
 
chuck norris counted to infinity. twice
chuck norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the road. he just roundhouses any car that gets too close
superman and chuck norris had a bet. the loser would have to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants.
little kids check for the bogey monster under their bed. the bogey monster checks for chuck norris under his bed.



:3
lol, they're on my myspace .
 
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