Things you'll never hear film critics say

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"This film is better than Citizen Kane!"

"A shark that follows them on holiday... that sounRAB awesome."

"I'm so glad they made this remake."
 
"this married couple makes Gigli look good"

"forget his action flicks Samuel L. Jackson was born for comedy"

"It maybe 11 years since the last die hard, but Bruce has not aged abit"
 
Scary Movie 5, the best film since The Godfather

Tom Cruise... we were so wrong about him after all

The teen movie to end all teen movies

Mel Gibson has made a film and not offended any single person

The remake of The BirRAB... even better than the original
 
"Rocky 5 should have won the Oscar for best picture"

"Paris Hilton is up there with the likes of Robert De Niro,Al Pacino & Christopher Walken when it comes to acting"
 
"Schwarzenegger's enthusiasm for the role and witty dialogue throughout make Terminater 7 a real joy to watch even if it is a bit long at 3 hours 45 minutes."
 
Actually quite a few films are not shown to critics........just listen to Mark Kermode's rants on Radio 5 and you'll hear him mention it.
 
Rob Scheider gives a superb performance in this gripping political thriller

Scary Movie 5 is the funniest movie since Airplane

The Phantom Menace was arguably George Lucas's masterpiece

The eagerly awaited Rambo IV...
 
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