Things you do in bed

Squeamous said:
Bet you wake yourself up farting too Biggles.

Plotting? :unsure:
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Plotting

As the chances are zero I hold that all such plotting should be done from the comfort of one's bed.
 
My bedroom activities are intrinsically linked with teh missus.
The last time I slept alone was ages ago. If teh missus is awake, she either wants to chat (:dabs:) or have sex (:hooray:). If she's sleeping, my only bed activity option is to read. Reading is great but sometimes I'd like to be able to do something else.

When she went on a hen-weekend, I built a fort in bed out of pillows and eiderdowns, moved a load of snacky food and some beers upstairs - and then watched the fuck out of Season II of Battlestar Galactica.

I pretended she'd woke me up when she phoned at 1am but she hadn't, I'd just pressed pause :shifty:
Had a lazy wank just before I went to sleep too.

On the Saturday night, I didn't get up to any solo bed shenanigans. I went out with my mates and got wasted.
 
manker said:
When she went on a hen-weekend, I built a fort in bed out of pillows and eiderdowns, moved a load of snacky food and some beers upstairs - and then watched the fuck out of Season II of Battlestar Galactica.
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that's so orsum. but what the fucks an eiderdowns? is that like down's syndrome or something else? :unsure:
 
I think it's a duvet - but I didn't want to write duvet. The thing I used for the foundations of the fort is probably a duvet but that sounds like something a homosexual would own.
So I called it an eiderdown :idunno:
 
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