Things I Hate

There is no Scrabble in jail.

All the fuckers steal the tiles, innit.

In all honesty, I did try to play Scrabble in jail once. True story.

I put down the word 'sedan', knowing full well what it meant. The other cunt said that it wasn't a word. I got out the dictionary from the screw's office and showed it to him. He punched me in the face. True story. Fact.

Really.
 
:wub: I love Backgammon, Scrabble, Cricket, Golf, Mushrooms, Big Brother, and, fruit on pizza. :wub:

I hate Sophie Eliis Bexter and Jeremy Paxman though.
 
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