I just tried to kill what I thought was a cricket next to my bed. I couldn't manage to kill it, and now it's sitting under my bed, plotting. I know it's a cricket, but I'm honestly pretty scared. I can't even sleep in my room now that I know something else is in here with me, and every little shadow or feeling I get on my skin freaks me the fuck out.
What can I do? Can someone talk me down?
I think I might have grazed it with my shoe because I think it hissed a few seconds later. Does that mean I hit it? Does crickets even hiss? Is there something I can use to draw the cricket out? Are crickets friendly? Do they WANT to fuck with me? Are they attracted to bright lights (I don't want this bastard running up to my screen)? How can I protect myself in my sleep?
I know I'm a wimp. I could care less. I just want help. I can't sleep.
I NEED HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!
What can I do? Can someone talk me down?
I think I might have grazed it with my shoe because I think it hissed a few seconds later. Does that mean I hit it? Does crickets even hiss? Is there something I can use to draw the cricket out? Are crickets friendly? Do they WANT to fuck with me? Are they attracted to bright lights (I don't want this bastard running up to my screen)? How can I protect myself in my sleep?
I know I'm a wimp. I could care less. I just want help. I can't sleep.
I NEED HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!